This is the Colbert Report!
This is a week late, but I still wanted to post it:
Last Monday, M and I went to the taping of the Colbert Report. Once we found the studio, we walked past the picketing writers, and got in line. After about an hour, they walked through the line and handed out tickets. They purposefully overbook so there’s a full crowd, so only the first 100 or so got in. We were #s 86 & 87. A few people at the back of the line were turned away, but told they could come another day and be put at the front of the line. Eventually they let us in; through the metal detector and the guy checking bags; and into a small room with a few chairs, a water cooler, a TV & DVD player, and a couple bathrooms. We stood around for a while longer, apparently waiting for them to finish the rehearsal and be ready for us. Eventually, Mark, the Audience Coordinator (who looks eerily like Steven), came in, explained what was going on, gave us a chance to ask him questions about the show or the host, did some trivia for t-shirts, and told us how and when we should applaud and laugh. He put a ‘Best Of’ DVD on a few minutes before we were actually let in to the studio area and seated.
We were lucky enough to get seats, but a few of the last people were seated on the steps or had to stand off to the side. The set was pretty much how I imagined it, though maybe a bit smaller. The stage manager (or something or other) walked us through when to cheer and applaud (for example, they showed the opening when it would normally appear, and we were supposed to start our ovation when the eagle showed his talons). Next, this stand-up comedian came in, and did his thing for a while. He was ok - not wonderful, but entertaining enough. When Steven was finally ready, he came out, and the audience had a chance to ask him questions before he “got into character” - he even sang for us when asked to.
Then the show started. We cheered when instructed to, and laughed out loud when appropriate. We were the show’s soundtrack - the mics were on us and every noise we made was recorded for the show. The show was filmed almost in real-time. They took breaks at the commercials - I assume just long enough to watch the previous segment to figure out the timing and see if anything had to be re-recorded (one line in the show had to be redone).
Once the show was over, we were thanked and anticlimactically released.
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